Putin reveals Alien Hybrids ‘Reptilians’ are the Ruling Class

Shockwaves are reverberating around the Kremlin today as word spreads regarding an extraordinary meeting called by Vladimir Putin yesterday where, according to sources, the Russian president said that “95% of the world’s ruling class are not even human,” but are “cold-blooded hybrids” who are “members of an ancient cult.”

Resisting gentle attempts by close aides to stop the President ‘going there, Putin said that the evidence was everywhere, and that he personally had intimate knowledge of their dealings.

According to yournewswire, he said that he was not one of them, but they are afraid of him and have attempted to lure him into their “ancient Babylonian cult.”



  1. No statesman would risk being made fun of by saying such odd things, so it's probably not true, but if true then poor Mr. Vladimir Putin is going through Phase One of spacealienology: the Reptilian Phase. In this first approximation to the matter one feels that the claims made by sources like David Icke, the Cassiopaeans (Laura Knight), Barbara Marciniack and Zecharia Sitchin are convincing and that lizardoids and insectoids from the planet Nibiru are going around piloting spaceships and preparing an invasion. Then come a few difficult intermediate stages. In the last stage one finds that the space aliens are all morally advanced mindreading humanoids who in most cases communicate only telepathically and only with people whose spiritual development is similar to their own. Since the average earthling would find it intolerable to come across a mindreading creature they will never land on the White House lawn and say to the secret service bullies "take us to your leader".

  2. they're coming for us, i can tell

  3. in fact, wanna hook up some time


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